I have to stop procrastinating
Well, have fun~
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.
Kelpie. Or possibly a Pooka. Do not trust horses who show up in the middle of nowhere and seem to want to give you a ride.
But look at it tho
ι м נ υ ѕ т σ η є н є ℓ ℓ σ ƒ α в υ т т є я
Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS
My roommate just ordered “none pizza with left beef”
Dominos called him after placing the order online to make sure it was not a mistake. It is too early to be laughing this hard
I’m Daenerys Stormborn.
And I’m a badass motherfucker.